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The account was suspended, but these tweets were some of the funniest things I’ve ever read
(Source: steadymyheart)
via Hey Anna.
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bekn:
i think we pretty regularly forget how fucking massive Australia is
yeah but half of that is probably populated entirely by spiders
via Bekn..
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in my final breath i reached for the keyboard and typed IM DYING in a plea for help
but everyone just thought i had just seen something funny
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- Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
- People: What if they’re gay?
- Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?



